What makes Alana sad?

Saying buh-bye to The Painted Ground, his bride, and their kids.

What makes me laugh?:

him: Want to sit on the floor?

her: I can't sit on the floor now, I won't be able to get up.

me: Want to sit in my lap?

him: Alana, stop hitting on my wife.

me: Okay.

Enjoy Portland, you guys. If you meet M. Ward, tell him he's a surly Indian woman who hates my armpit hair.