Thirty Days of Turning Thirty

Day Twenty: More Yoga

me: KK, I have a huge problem I need to tell you about.

KK: Oooh, what is it?

me: Well, I was admiring myself in the mirror and I was looking at my guns...

flexes muscles to show guns

KK: Of course.

me: Well, I was looking at my right gun and I was all That is one hott gun.

KK: Yeah.

me: And then I looked at my left gun and I was all This gun, not so hott.

KK: Yeah?

me: My guns are UNEVEN!