Smell the Diversity

Much as I give George W. Bush a hard time, he does have the most diverse cabinet in history.

The thing is, that's not too hard to do.

For example, mine was the only black household in an all-white suburb (and we weren't even ALL black, seeing as how my Dad is a cauc-y). Anyway, when I was ten and a Vietnamese family moved in next door? That was the MOST diverse that our neighborhood had been. IN HISTORY.

Much as I appreciate the current level of cabinential diversity, I think that the next president should honor America's people of color differently. Let's just assume that a honky tonk and his wife are goiong to move into the White House next. I think that he should have an all-white cabinet. But, I think that he should then adopt a freakishly tiny black child.

...And let the hijinx begin.