Remember back in the day, during that Presidential debate when W. said that his favorite political philosopher was Jesus Christ? I've been thinking a lot about the genius of that statement. I mean, first of all, and most obviously, the answer has so little to do with the question. But the thing is, when JESUS is involved, you cannot ask questions. Because it makes you an asshole.

I've been trying to apply this little gem in my daily life. The other day, one of my friends asked me what is my favorite animal.

"Jesus."