I was watching a movie from the 1960s wherein one of the characters makes a dramatic revelation and then retires to her room and decides to hang herself.

I was thinking about it and I don't know if women were smarter in the 60s or if I'm just retarded, but I am not at all prepared to make any dramatic revelations. First of all, I have no idea how to make a hang(wo)man's noose. And B? I don't even have any rope. So unless I can use that mint-flavored dental floss in my meddy cabinet and some version of a square knot...Let's just say I'm gonna hold my cards close to my chest.