Thirty Days of Turning Thirty

Day Twenty-Six: Take a Cat Picture!


me: I am wearing my apron! I am domestic now!
joey: Look at you!
me: Look at my cat!*
joey: Yes.
me: Do you see how cute my cat is?
joey: Yes. I am going to take a picture of you in your apron.
me: Okay, but look at my cat.
joey: He can be in the picture, too.
me: Okay.
joey: And then you can put it on your website.
me: Okay.
joey: So, can I use your camera?

i flex my guns, joey takes picture

joey: Perfect!
me: did you get my guns?


* Whatever you do, do not replace the word cat with the word pussy. Doing so will change the meaning of this dialog completely.