Thirty Days of Turning Thirty
Day Seven: Philosophize

him: Sometimes when I have an ice cream cone I think it would be funny just to touch it to something.

me: Yeah. I always think that if I had a penis I would probably run around and touch it to things.

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him: Where did you come up with that?

me: I don't know, it's just what I think I would do.

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him: Do you suppose that instinct is more territorial or exploratory?

me: Hm. Both, I suppose.

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me: Definitely both.