I went to the doctor's office, and when she left the room I hopped on the scale to measure my height. I always thought I was 5'8" but apparently I'm in the 5'7" range. Which has changed my whole life perspective, really. I mean, now I have to rethink everything. I'm probably not even height-weight proportionate anymore. In fact, I was a healthy weight when I was 5'8" but now I'm probably morbidly obese.