i'm trying to keep up with all of these guys in the news...Karl Rove, Bill Frist, Tom Delay, Dick Cheney.

but the problem is, no matter how hard I try, I just can't tell them apart. to me, they're just all chubby white guys who part their hair to the right. and Condoleeza Rice, I mean, she's just trying to blend in. but i want to tell her, "Condy, parting your hair to the right does not make you chubby and white"