I think someone should come over and wash the dishes that are sitting in my kitchen sink. This will free me up to stare at yesterday's crossword puzzle for another 15 minutes, still not being able to fill in the last 7 squares--the ones that I just can't figure out. Once you're done washing the dishes you can make us some poached eggs. This will free me up to watch some teevee. If you want to make the eggs first and then wash the dishes after, that's cool. We can eat the eggs together. I would offer you some of the scone that AC gave me, but I ate it while I was staring at the kitchen sink not wanting to wash the dishes.

Also, I like ice cream.