On Why I Love the Mission District

I was walking through the Mission the other day and was passing by some very not-sober homeless types. There were two women, one white, one black, wearing very little in the way of clothing and dancing to the music in their minds. As I weaved my way through the group one of the two women spotted me, and shouted "A BEAUTIFUL MOOOO-LATO!" I laughed the rest of my walk.