Flashback

My purchase of the Ultimate Edition Dirty Dancing DVD (used) this weekend has reminded me of why I was brilliant, even when it was an accident, as a child. My mom took me and my best friend Emily to see Dirty Dancing in the theaters when it came out. As we walked out of the theater, she asked us how we liked the movie. "We LOVED it!" I said, "It was the best movie ever!" A moment later I asked, "Mom, what's an abortion?"