Visualize Reading This Blog

You are ready to laugh. Know you want to laugh. Take a moment. Sit back. Breathe. It is very important to breathe. Breathing is the backbone of a healthy life and spirit.

Look at your computer. Notice the monitor. Pretty colors. Perhaps you have Joaquin Phoenix as your wallpaper. This is a wise choice. Look at Joaquin. Breathe him in. Breathe.

Now look at your keyboard. Notice the keys, notice its shape. I, for example, have an ergonomic keyboard. I am so gay I can’t even use a straight keyboard. Is your Numbers Lock on? What about Caps Lock? There is no rush. Time is an abstraction. Stay centered and focused.

Look at your mouse. Do you have a roller ball? Is your mouse clean or is it dirty? Is it dirty because you just ate onion rings while using your computer—getting onion ring oils all over your hand and then onto the mouse? Maybe you’d like to clean your mouse. Use a non-toxic cleaner and remember to breathe.

Visualize my URL. You know it by heart. Think about it. Think about how you’ll navigate to it. Will you type in the address? Is it in your favorites? Don’t panic. My blog will be there when you are ready. I will wait for you.

Breathe.

Picture my blog. Picture yourself laughing. You are a beautiful creature. You are ready to laugh.

Breathe.

You are ready.