Second best part about Easter Dinner:


The handwritten note next to the pile of paper napkins on the bathroom counter:

“Please use these paper napkins instead of the decorative hand towels.”



First best part about New Year’s Dinner:


The masking tape surrounding, and the handwritten note affixed to, the decorative hand towels:

“Please do not use these decorative hand towels. Instead, please use the paper napkins on the bathroom counter.”