Thursday, March 24, 2005

I’m not entirely sure what happened when the lady bit into her Wendy’s chili and ended up with a human finger in her mouth. But I like to imagine it like this:

Scene:
Present day at a Wendy’s restaurant in Northern California.

A woman is sitting at a table eating chili. She takes a bite and makes a face. She then spits out the bite onto her napkin and investigates what is in her food. She pokes at something and then lifts it up with her spoon. It becomes evident to her and the people sitting with her that she has just spit a human finger out of her mouth.

She vomits and then speaks:


Woman: At least I’m rich now.

End Scene.