Five (Mostly Unfunny) Things I’ve Learned Today
"Fridge cleaning is coming!"
"BSc" is an accepted abbreviation for a Bachelor of Science degree.
Bars in San Francisco don’t seem to open until after 5pm. Similarly, there are at least five Tiki bars in the city of San Francisco.
"The Okapi is the only mammal that can clean its ears with its tongue."
This statement has led me to wonder about which non-mammals can clean their ears with their tongues. Additionally, there is potential humor in this, i.e. taking a yoga class to gain enough flexibility to orally manipulate one’s genitalia.
The megamouth shark. Not only does such a thing exist, but it wasn’t discovered until the year of my birth. "Poor mobility likely is a reflection of its flabby body, soft fins, asymmetrical tail, lack of keels and weak calcification." One could probably say all those things about me.
"Fridge cleaning is coming!"
"BSc" is an accepted abbreviation for a Bachelor of Science degree.
Bars in San Francisco don’t seem to open until after 5pm. Similarly, there are at least five Tiki bars in the city of San Francisco.
"The Okapi is the only mammal that can clean its ears with its tongue."
This statement has led me to wonder about which non-mammals can clean their ears with their tongues. Additionally, there is potential humor in this, i.e. taking a yoga class to gain enough flexibility to orally manipulate one’s genitalia.
The megamouth shark. Not only does such a thing exist, but it wasn’t discovered until the year of my birth. "Poor mobility likely is a reflection of its flabby body, soft fins, asymmetrical tail, lack of keels and weak calcification." One could probably say all those things about me.
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2:55 PM
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