I've decided that there should be an award for the person who most missed the point. If I were to give one out today, it would have to go to the creative team, production team, and all who purchased and then proudly displayed the bumper sticker that says, Don't Mess with the U.S.

I should begin by saying good work on rhyming 'mess' with 'U.S.' That really was an inspired leap of the imagination. So there is that. Also, good work on using the clip art of the American flag waving in the wind. I always like to begin on a positive note (and end on ice cream).

The problem with your bumper sticker, though, is that you're really just, well, you're really just expanding Texas's anti-littering campaign to the entire United States and then trying to convince me that what you're making some sort of statement about terrorism--which doesn't make sense.