2005 New Year's Resolution: Working Draft
If I become a late-twenty-something gay male who takes an older gay male lover and then sets off for a six month jetset vacation around the world, I hope that if we decide to make passionate sex in the lavatory that he doesn't suffer a massive heart attack and die.
If I start a company and become super-successful and super-rich I hope that my fashion sense doesn't get any worse than it already is.
If I'm working somewhere and the conversation turns to dieting and someone says s/he is on the South Beach diet (or even Atkins), I hope that I can say, without breaking a smile, "The South Beach Diet? Is that new? What is it?"
If I become a late-twenty-something gay male who takes an older gay male lover and then sets off for a six month jetset vacation around the world, I hope that if we decide to make passionate sex in the lavatory that he doesn't suffer a massive heart attack and die.
If I start a company and become super-successful and super-rich I hope that my fashion sense doesn't get any worse than it already is.
If I'm working somewhere and the conversation turns to dieting and someone says s/he is on the South Beach diet (or even Atkins), I hope that I can say, without breaking a smile, "The South Beach Diet? Is that new? What is it?"
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