me: how's your trip so far?
dad: it's going well, the hotel is really nice.
me: *snicker* really?
dad: yes. *snicker* did you know it's called the GAY-LORD?
me: yes. i was telling mom that earlier. she didn't find it funny.
dad: she didn't?
me: no. why, did she find it funny when you said it?
dad: no.