Irritable.

My irritation with the world is best described with the following three examples:

1) Low-carb wine. Or shall I say "lo-carb wine."

2) When people, such as Howard Stern, ask women if they've ever engaged in lesbian sex. Only lesbians have lesbian sex. Straight women having sex is exactly that--straight women having sex.

3) All of the bumper stickers and flyers that say "Re-Defeat Bush in 2004." Yes, I want Bush out of office, but I think that what these bumper stickers should actually say is "Re-Defeat Bush Better in 2004" because it clearly didn't work the first time.