There goes that goal...

I've basically only had one goal in the recent past (okay--two--if you count my recent goal, which is to re-enact the American women's beach volleyball team winning the gold medal as many times as possible). The goal is to prove to my girlfriend that I'm not actually as much of a pervert as I seem to be. This goal was going well until we started living across from a high school.

You see, I can get away with ogling the college girls--who doesn't ogle them. College girls pretty much exist to be ogled; it's a scientific fact. But ogling high school girls is just--well it's just creepy.

It is with deep regret that I must announce that I am a creepy pervert.