Mixed Messages

me: I'm very upset.
Mygirl: Why?
me: I don't understand why Louis CK won't marry me.
Mygirl: Maybe it's because he's already happily married.
me: Yeah, maybe.
Mygirl: Well, have you ever asked him to marry you?
me: No.
Mygirl: Maybe if you asked him to marry you, he would say yes.
me: Maybe. I'll think about that.
Mygirl: Alana?
me: Yes.
Mygirl: You are not allowed to ask him to marry you.
me: Oh, okay.