I love my gay cat

Elijah-the-cat lost his collar this weekend. I sat him down and had a nice long talk with him about how he can't expect us to keep getting him nice things if he's just going to keep losing them. He yawned and sauntered to his food bowl.

My girlfriend went to pick him up a new collar, but there weren't that many options for the cat tags, just a pink heart or a purple heart. Since Elijah is a boy, she opted for the purple heart. So now our cat is wandering through the streets of Somerville with an upside-down lavender heart tag on his collar.

He is soooo comfortable with his own masculinity.