Why you wisht you workt with me

I am a pleasure to watch. Not on account of any sort of grace or beauty but because I forget people are around me. My computer wallpaper is this picture. I would argue that this is one of the cutest puppydogs ever in the world. Whenever I minimize all windows and see that cute puppydog face I point to it's nose and say, out loud that is a cute puppydog. Because it is.

Just this morning I was looking for something on my desk. I was moving things around to see if it was hidden underneath something. I lifted my keyboard and squealed, OOH! There's a dollar! You know, because there was a dollar under my keyboard.