...what's exciting at your workplace?

My boss came up to me and started poking around my desk this morning.
Boss: What's this?
Me: Labelmaker. Want a label?
Boss: Nah. What's this?
Me: Flowers, wanna smell them?
Boss: Nah. Say, know who those people are?
Me: Nope.
Boss: I'll tell you. They're from the Department of Homeland Security. They're going to choose one of the employees here to ask some questions.
Me: Ooooh, exciting!
Boss: I hope they choose someone with they're shit together.
Me: You should be glad they didn't choose me.
Boss: You know, I would have PAID for them to choose you.
Me: Yeah, too many conflicting interests. I think the comedian in me would have won out.