Overheard on the subway

two high school girls talking. loudly.

1: he's sexy.
2: no, he's ugly.
1: he's not attractive, but he is sexy.
2: what?
1: he's sexy, he just ain't hot.
2: who?
1: Eric. he sexy. he smooth, you know? he just ain't attractive, you know?
2: he's ugly.

2: and then T showed up with her boyfriend.
1: T has a boyfriend?
2: yeah.
1: man, everyone has a boyfriend now. I gotta hit that.