I have a tendency to talk back to the television. Not in the yelling at the ballplayer for making a stupid move sort of way, but more in a I like to answer questions that are asked out loud sort of way.

Which is to say that when a Dove commercial asks Would you wash your face with an abrasive soap? I am likely to answer Is it free?

Commercials with a series of questions especially draw me in, distracting me from anything else I might be doing at the time.

-Would you wash your sensitive face with a cleanser that contained fragrances?

-I guess so, but I don't really have sensitive skin.

-Would you wash your face with a cleanser that contained dyes?

-Well, did I already buy it? I might not have known.

The TV. The only person that cares about what I think.