This morning, while changing in the locker room at my gym and ogling all of the lovely ladies, I had this progression of thoughts (all thoughts featured no irony):
she's got amazing legs.
look at that woman's back?
how does that woman have such lovely thighs?
hey, how come everyone in here has such a hot body?
grrr
i don't have a poor body image do i?
why does every woman in the world have a nicer body than me?
take a moment to get past the Cathy-ness of it all and to truly appreciate the beauty that is my inner voice.
she's got amazing legs.
look at that woman's back?
how does that woman have such lovely thighs?
hey, how come everyone in here has such a hot body?
grrr
i don't have a poor body image do i?
why does every woman in the world have a nicer body than me?
take a moment to get past the Cathy-ness of it all and to truly appreciate the beauty that is my inner voice.

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