As I've mentioned here before, I help another group with my much-coveted data processing know-how and capabilities in the morning. This mostly consists of sorting through papers and updating a spreadsheet with new corporate actions blah blah blah (I don't even know what that means). Anyhooooooooooooooooo...

Long story short, one of the datas that I entried today is a name change for a Japanese company. Apparently, Kinki Nippon Railway is changing its name to Kintetsu Corporation.

Dear Kinki Nippon,

Please reconsider keeping your maiden name. It has such a ring to it. It makes me think of things I can do with soy sauce in the comfort of my own bedroom. Kintetsu Corporation, that name does nothing for me.

Love,
Alana