me: just got back from yoga
mygirl: ooh, how was it?
me: it was nice. but i'm confused.
mygirl: why?
me: well, how come all of the lady instructors and other lady yogis have such hot bodies, and when I look at the guy instructors and yogis I don't ever think they have hot bodies?
mygirl: maybe because you're a lesbian.
me: maybe.