I don't mean to brag, but... I happened upon the results of my first "race." You know, the one that I ran on Thanksgiving morning. Well, I came in as number 1,170! Take that all 174 of you who came in after me! Including you, Jack Curtin age 72, who appears to be the oldest person who ran. If you're planning on beating me at the next race, Jack, you better speed up your pace by one minute per mile! I haven't got time for the pain.