The 'a' key on my keyboard at home is sticking and it only registers that I've pressed it about one in one-hundred tries. I have been stuck cutting and pasting 'a's from other places on webpages in order to type in log-in names and passwords.

On Friday they brought out the giant snowflakes at work and turned off the waterfall to make room for the Nutcracker display. I like giant nutcrackers as much as the next person, but certainly not as much as I like a good waterfall complete with chirping birds. If I were in charge of a building my holiday display would be a bunch of hot ladies scantily clad in clothing that could be somehow considered festive. There would be a hot Mrs. Claus. And a hot Mrs. Hanukkah Harry. And a hot Mrs. Kwanzaa. And also MIDGETS! And a PONY!