Wedding rings remind me of dog collars--except smaller and around a person's finger instead of a dogs neck. Wedding rings are like a proclamation that if someone should see you wandering alone down the street or on a highway or in a bar that you need to be returned to your rightful home as opposed to being taken for a stray, or worse yet, picked up by some well meaning schmucko. I'm looking forward to when they make electronic training wedding rings, so that your spouse can give you a jolt when you're acting out.