I'm trying to be a more political comedian, so I've been reading the news every day. But I suck at reading the news. I open the newspaper and just end up reading the comics, or I look on the online newspages but get distracted by the celebrity gossip. I keep wanting to learn more about the war, but Angelina Jolie wants to adopt another baby! I don't think I have enough of an attention span to learn things.

When I actually do read or listen to the news I try to have really strong reactions to it, like other people do. I'm like "Overcast skies! It's AN OUTRAGE!"