I always thought there might be something wrong with me. This morning I was talking to one of my co-workers on the phone and she put me on hold. During my wait I realized that my keyboard is totally dirty and so I began to wipe it clean using office cleaner and tissues. My intention was to clean it until I was taken off of hold and then I would continue business as usual, but twenty minutes later I realized that I was no longer on the phone and was still cleaning each individual letter on the keyboard. To be fair, it's now clean enough to eat off of, which I think might have been my problem to begin with.