ten things i like about myself:

1. I eat a high fiber breakfast every day.
2. I am strangely obsessed with Alec Baldwin now; but not Alec Baldwin then.
3. My face has appeared in a magazine spread along with Conan O'Brien.
4. I can turn any thought into a "brilliant" haiku.
5. I have played shuffleboard in a dive bar in Texas with at least one member of the NEA four.
6. I make up stories about strangers I see on the street.
7. I can make you laugh.
8. I have named a pet after a strip club.
9. I am not engaged or pre-engaged or married.
10. Can come up with a movie quote that applies to almost any situation.