Me: Hi.
You: You're wearing jeans today.
Me: Yes.
You: Why?
Me: It's jeans day.
You: I thought you weren't going to participate in jeans day until there was snow on the ground.
Me: Right.
You: It hasn't snowed.
Me: Nope.
You: So?
Me: Well, I just got a new pair of jeans on Monday.
You: Yes, but you also got a new pair of jeans a month ago. You didn't wear those to work.
Me: Nope.
You: What gives?
Me: Oh. Well, I've lost fifteen pounds, see.
You: Yeah?
Me: So these jeans are a size smaller.