Potty Humor
or
More Notes from the Bathroom

The first thing I did when I got to work this morning was walk into the bathroom. I set down my empty water bottle on the counter and noticed that the now-infamous q-tip is gone. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief. Except, apparently in the process of q-tip removal, the trash can apparatus was incorrectly re-closed and locked, and now the lid to the trash won't open all the way. Small victories.

After this discovery I walked over to the toilets and managed to make the world's longest poop ever. I think of it as a testiment to my maturity and gender that I didn't let it lay there in the toilet for all others to witness.