Did everyone notice how CONTROVERSIAL my last post was!?
SOOOOOOOOO controversial.
I'm becoming a controversial writer/performer.
You never know what to expect from mild mannered me, that's what I always say!
You tune in to the deadpan hurricane and you walk away nauseated by the thought of... POOPS! in PUBLIC TOILETS!
I'm out of control, people!
Don't box me in!

Love,
Alaba
(I mean, Alana.)