I went downstairs to get oatmeal but came back up with a crappy-ass lowfat muffin. I guess I went down there too late for the oatmeal shift cuz all the fixins were gone. I stared at all of my other options and decided on a lowfat berry muffin because I don't really like muffins, and I tend to hate things that are fat free, and I only like berries if they are fresh or in a smoothie. So it seemed like the perfect decision to make.