I put too much crap in my oatmeal this morning and now I can't finish it.

I really shouldn't be expected to do anything today since I've already accomplished more this morning than I generally do all day. I woke up, I jogged, I returned the video, I started the laundry, I meditated, I did some (bad) joke-writing. I worked on the crossword puzzle. I oversweetened my oatmeal. I wrote some thank you notes. I threw away my oatmeal.

I even remembered to bring my umbrella to work with me this morning.

I can't really do much more, people. I'm only a girl.