Thank you God for Queers

Overheard on the subway last night:

I would have killed myself just so I could stop talking to him. I would have cut my arm off just so I could have something to beat him senseless with. I was horrified. I don't even have a big enough vocabulary to describe how terrified I was. Hey! I got a new wig to wear when I dress in drag this weekend. I'll probably just wear this outfit with tits. Oh? This is your stop? mwah! mwah! I love you so much I can't see! Bye!