Staff I will hire when I get rich and famous, in order of priority:

1. Accountant. Potentially hire parents for this duty.

2. Calendar keeper/assistant. Someone who knows to keep everybody's phone numbers and email addresses, since I'm not capable of doing this myself. Must realize that if I have something written in my calendar it means I am busy during that time period--also a concept that seems to escape me. Also must not be stupid as I will immediately hate said person if I think they are not smart. I will treat him/her well and we can have a lot of ice cream socials.

3. Personal trainer/massage therapist. Potentially hire Teresa for these duties. Remind her that I don't want a thick neck.

4. Personal shopper. For clothes and accessories. Potentially hire my mom or Jenya's mom for this duty. Potentially hire Jenya for this duty if she's not too busy artist-ing.

5. Food shopper/cook. Maybe just food shopper if Jenya wants to cook.

6. Driver. Okay, really just a navigator and parker since I don't mind the actual driving part.

7. Umbrella carrier. So that I can keep both hands free. Also so that I will have an umbrella when it rains. Probably this wouldn't need to be a full-time position since it's not always raining. Look into combining with another part-time job for the sake of efficiency. Hire cute boy for position.

8. Part-time house-keeper. Once a week, for mopping, vacuuming, etc.

9. Rose petal thrower. To throw rose petals in my path, like in Coming to America. Potentially combine this position with umbrella carrier! Probably don't need rose petals in the rain, too mushy.