Seeking Muse

This position serves to spark creativity and inspire writing and other brilliance in Alana Devich. Long hours with a cranky and bratty employer who will second guess everything she writes. Candidate shall never say things like "you should use that in your act" or ask Alana to tell her jokes. The ideal candidate would be Thalia, although any of the daughters of Zeus and Mnemosyne will be given particular attention. Minimum qualifications include sharp wit; if female, nice breasts; if male, nice good bits. Please provide your own toga.