If there were a casino where I lived I would sign up to be a blackjack dealer.
Or maybe a poker dealer.
No, I would be a blackjack dealer.
But I would supplement my income by playing Texas Hold'em.
And I would be good.
I would definitely un-seat Annie Duke as the best female poker player of all time.
I would trash talk with the best of them.
I would bring my blankie to the table as my good luck charm.
I would sit across from the boys in their mirrored sunglasses
and gold chain necklaces
and bad hats
and I would win, win, win.