Somebody left their coffee and donut in the mail/supply room. They've been sitting there, next to the mail slots since 9:30. Someone should take a bite out of the donut, is what Gary thinks, and I tend to agree. I wonder whose coffee and donut they are, and when that person will realize they didn't have their breakfast. I imagine that they can't remember if they even made it to Dunkin' Donuts this morning.

Also, if anyone is interested in truly understanding my work environment, I offer you this email as an indicator. (edited for the anonymity.)

To: Fund Operations
cc: the boss
Subject: Jeans Day

Hi All,

I am happy to announce that *the boss*has authorized Jeans Day on Fridays. Here are the details of the program.

Pay $1.00 to an administrator for each Friday (only Fridays) that you wish to wear jeans. If you don't want to wear then that is fine, just come in normal work attire and you don't owe the $1.00.

The funds will be collected each Friday and you will be given a coupon to display to ensure no duplication of collection. I have also created a 5 Friday coupon if you wish to purchase a few Fridays in advance. We have a sheet to monitor the funds. The funds will then be used to pay for departmental functions. So if you have any suggestions, please let myself or one of the administrators know. Also, you will be happy to know that *the boss* has agreed to help fund our pot.

Warning: You cheat you owe $2.00.

Happy Friday to all! And thanks to all of those volunteering to administer this.

Kind Regards.