If the state of my pants is any indication of my state of mind, I am a bit of a mess today. I have crap all over them. I got in to work and noticed a few blotches of unclean and tried to wash them off with a napkin and water from the bottle on my desk. This left me with three big puddles of wetness on my thighs. Somehow during this process I managed to spill some of my coffee onto the pants and then couldn't tell which wet spot was the coffee and which ones were water. I was sitting at my desk sniffing my pants when M came back in to our office.