Types of girls that I like:
scrappy
scrawny
trim
funny
nerdy
vegan
bookish
animal-lovin
cute
boyish
girly
too young
too old
tattooed
musical
tone-deaf
glittered
blushing
chubby
heavily boobed
flat-chested
round-bellied
preggers
artsy
sporty
tank top wearing
thong-showing
hipsterish
Britney Spears
overly intellectual-like
political
Jew-y
chatty
aloof

Types of girls I don't like:
I'll have to get back to you on that.