Things/people that my office-mate is mad at:

1. The German's payroll system for messing up her filing status and causing her to owe a couple thousand dollars to the feds.
2. The people who insist on calling her for help with things that she has no information about.
3. The HR guy who keeps having her send out emails from him since he hasn't figured out how to create an email list.
4. Our friend downstairs who is in the office today even though she is sick as a dog. [Note: Where the hell does the phrase *sick as a dog* come from?]
5. The cleaning people for coming into the offices and sitting in all of the chairs and rearranging stuff so they can put their feet up on things.
6. All of the managers who don't approve their employees' overtime in a timely fashion.
7. Her sister who can't use a day-planner and therefore is constantly double-booking herself.
8. Her mother who won't give her any information and insists on acting like a baby.
9. The cleaning crew for leaving the pile of trash in the hallway for the past two days.
10. The femmy guy for existing.
11. Her husband for packing her a big hunk of chicken for lunch instead of American chop suey like she requested.
12. The woman four offices down for being unpleasant.
13. Smelly shipping guy.