The actual phone conversation Jenya and I had on the phone yesterday while I was eating chocolate eggs:

A: What are you doing tonight?
J: I'm going to TJ Maxx with my Mom.
A: You are a shopping machine! What are you getting?
J: Spring stuff! Want anything?
A: No. I don't plan to make it through the spring.
[Laughter. Alana accidentally swallows her chocolate and begins coughing. And coughing. And coughing.]
A: Hold on, I think I'm dying.
J: Careful what you wish for.
[Alana puts down the phone to continue her coughing.]

And then I died.
The end.